To all the haters out there:
Put 'em in the oven, close it, and wait,
The brownies that I'm baking bring a smile to your face.
I'm playing baking baseball, bitches say "batter up!",
Add that oil in the mix, the box says half a cup.
Lookin' like a pro, crackin' eggs in bowls,
If I was in the streets, I would be crackin' skulls.
Daydreaming while I'm mixing, that's "Whiskful" thinking,
Wishin' that later tonight it's Cristal I'll be drinking.
They're chocolaty and dark, hence the name brownies,
Opposite of the color that be on your whitie tighties.
I rhyme about these morsels, they're delicious and sweet.
Akin to your mother when I'm suckin' on her teet.
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well WE be crackin' eggs like nobody's business
ReplyDeleteput that cock away, cause we need some distance
it's not like we're on a holiday break here
but for now we'll say see you in the new year
WHat are you thinking? you don't know how to WHisk anyWHay
so WHy do you insist on keeping that batter at bay?
yeah we know that breast milk tastes mighty fine
but getting it from animals is way outta line.
Yes because your mom is quite the animal
ReplyDeletegotta keep my distance from her, she's hot, I'm flammable.
Talkin' 'bout winter break? give me a break
Because the foundations of your world I'll shake
Regardless of the brownies I've baked.