Hey there lady, do you know what day it might be,
'Cause I see, in there, your Christmas tree.
That's right, it's Christmas time
And this year it surely will be sublime.
I didn't know what to get you
I thought, hrm, maybe a Kangaroo?
Yes, that's what I was going to get you...
But then I got a suggestion from Justin Timberlake
And your Christmas this gift will surely make.
It's my dick in a box.
I remembered how you just love cocks.
I know you'll like this,
Now, your life is bliss!
Thanks to my dick in that equilateral quadrilateral,
It can meet at the axis of your bilateral… (symmetry.)
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