Cold as Balls

This one's a bit more inappropriate... enjoy:

Its cold! Jack frost is nippin' at your nose,
When I whip it out, I'll bring your knickers to your toes.
You got frost nip seein' my dick because that shit is so cool,
That snow is chalk on my stick like a game of pool.
When I come outside, I'm seein snow and icicles,
When i cum in you, your skin will feel a slight prickle.
Shit! That's a sign of hypothermia,
You won't die, soon the friction will be warmin' ya.
"Is it okay that my lips are blue?"
Better lips than balls,
I'm thrustin' hips hearin' calls.
So when I'm fucking you, remember deck the halls,
It's Christmas time, and it's cold as balls!