Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Happy Birthday!

You can't have your cake and eat it too,
But you can snap your fingers till this song is through.
So blow out the candles and make a wish,
Consistent with the lines that I'll proceed to dish.
It's your birthday, now a year's passed,
Take out the black book and count all the ass.
Though your trim per year's not statistically significant,
As a gift to you, I bet these bitches will be hittin' it.
Happy Birthday to you, we all pitched in for one thing:
She's waiting outside, aptly wrapped in a g-string!

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